You peaked in a game no one remembers.

But you do. Every. Damn. Day.

Immortalize the Moment...

We know you 'Almost went Pro'

Burnt Legacy is for anyone who peaked early—and never let it go.

Whether you ruled recess, made varsity, or just caught one perfect pass in middle school and built a personality around it, we’re here for the ones still haunted by the game.
We make content and merch for washed-up dodgeball gods, retired Four Square tyrants, and former athletes who never stopped playing—mentally.
It’s nostalgia, denial, and emotional damage, disguised as sports branding.

We are not here to inspire.
We are here to remember.
Because you didn’t just play the game.
You became it.

The Numbers Don’t Lie.

But You’ve Been Lying to Yourself for Years.

of our followers still flinch when they hear a whistle.

dodgeball-related flashbacks logged since launch.

shirts sold to people who swore they “don’t live in the past.”

participation ribbons emotionally misinterpreted as achievement.

dodgeball face hits spiritually archived.

of stats in this section were made up. But they still feel true.

The Trophy Case

The Sacred Knowledge of Those Who Once Played

Clarification, Not Comfort.

What is Burnt Legacy?

Burnt Legacy is not a brand. It is a calling. A movement. A mesh-jerseyed reckoning. We exist for those who spiritually peaked during middle school PE and were never emotionally cleared to return. Also, we sell merch.

How do I join the movement?

You’ve already joined. You remember the sound of a rubber ball hitting your face in slow motion. You never healed. That’s enough. But if it's not, sign up for our newsletter.

Who is Coach Gary?

A myth. A man. A 1996 substitute teacher who once made a sixth grader cry during indoor kickball and then disappeared into a fog of Gold Bond powder and regret. He now guides us, reluctantly.

Do you offer refunds?

We offer reflection, not refunds. Regret is non-refundable, and so is your order. Enjoy your shirt.

Can I buy something for my child who is currently living out my failed dreams?

Soon. Our Vicarious Parent Collection™ is currently being designed exactly for that. Includes moisture-wicking denial.

Why does everything smell like gym floor and Capri Sun?

That’s intentional. Scent is memory. And you remember.

Is there a certificate for catching a dodgeball with my nose?

Not only is there a certificate, there’s a leaderboard. Coach Gary salutes you—while maintaining a safe emotional distance.

I’m scared this is too specific to my life.

That’s not a question. But yes, you’re right. We’ve been watching. Through the cracked window of your middle school gym. Since 2002.

I didn’t ask you to be great. I asked you to show up.

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"This newsletter is my greatest non-athletic achievement. It's for the ones still trying to out-hustle their past. Expect drops, broken wisdom, and stories I’m legally not allowed to tell on school property."

- Coach Gary