WARRANTY?

Like your legacy: limited, conditional, and kind of unspoken.

Look, this isn’t a spaceship or a treadmill. It’s apparel. It’s not engineered for survival, it’s designed to carry emotional weight while covering your torso.

That said, if something shows up torn, misprinted, or more cursed than intended—we’ll fix it.

What’s Covered:

Actual defects (like stitching errors, printing gone rogue, or mysterious holes not caused by shame)

Misprints that ruin the joke (if “DODGEBALL HERO” arrives as “DOGBALL HERB,” that’s on us)

Anything damaged in transit before it hit your nostalgic little hands

What’s Not Covered:

Regret-based returns

Sizing errors based on ego

Shirts ruined in moments of emotional clarity

Wear and tear from reliving field day too hard

Coach Gary’s behavior. Ever.

What to Do:

Email us: [email protected]
Attach a photo of the issue. Try not to cry on the garment before photographing it.

We’ll either replace it, refund it, or spiritually acknowledge the damage. Case by case. Just like who gets picked first.

Remember: this isn’t about perfection. It’s about living with the scars and maybe getting a replacement tee.

We got you. Mostly.