Crisp collar. Silent judgment. Flaming whistle. This quarter zip says you’ve got unresolved beef with the concept of "participation trophies" and you're not afraid to start a scrimmage in a church parking lot. With the iconic burning whistle, it brings Gary’s heat to the golf course, the sidelines, or your next passive-aggressive parent meeting.

Whether you’re speed-walking through suburbia or just chasing the ghost of your athletic prime, this quarter zip’s got your back. Lightweight, breathable, and built to survive both your golf swing and your midlife spiral, the smooth polyester interlock keeps its color like your memories keep their grip.

It wicks sweat, shrugs off odor, and won’t snag on the emotional baggage. Finished with a sleek cadet collar and tone-matching zip, it’s a versatile go-to for gym nostalgia, backyard domination, or just pretending you're headed to practice.

Specs, for the few still reading:

• 100% polyester interlock with PosiCharge® color-lock tech

• Featherlight feel (3.8 oz/yd²)

• Moisture-wicking, odor-fighting, life-denial-friendly

• Regular fit with set-in sleeves

• Open cuffs and hem for optimal couch stretch

• Cadet collar + matching zipper = stealth flex

• Tear-away tag, because scratchy labels are for rookies