You ruled the pole. You slapped fear into your enemies and tennis balls on a rope. This hoodie is your victory lap—warm, heavyweight, and built like the concrete you bled on. With a regular fit, soft brushed interior, and kangaroo pocket for holding grudges, it’s perfect for layering during cool nights or flashing back to that 4th grade title match. You didn’t just win tetherball. You defined it. And now, you're finally dressed like it.

Built for the streets. Or the sidelines. Or the third trip to Lowe’s in joggers. This hoodie’s got that clean, no-effort, everyday look with the comfort of a post-practice nap on a wrestling mat. True-to-size with a smooth cotton face, it layers like a champ and lounges like a legend. Basically, it’s your new emotional support hoodie. Don’t fight it.

Pro Tip: Size up for a looser fit.

Specs for people still chasing stats:

• Mostly cotton, partly recycled, entirely judgment-free

  • 80% cotton / 20% recycled poly (standard)

  • Heather Gray: 70/30

  • Charcoal & Oatmeal: 60/40

• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz/yd² — solid, like your old bench PR

• 100% cotton face (smooth enough for apologies or dry heaves)

• Regular fit, but size up if you're in denial

• Side seams = real structure, unlike your life post-varsity

• Reinforced stitching for when your dreams unravel

• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed everything, dyed-to-match drawcords

• Metal eyelets, because even your hoodie deserves closure

• Shrinks less than your confidence