You trained like an animal. You warmed up like a champ. You even wore compression sleeves… to watch from the sidelines. This tee is for the genetically gifted, mentally unstable few who were “built different” but never quite made the rotation. It's not self-pity. It's self-awareness, laminated in delusion. The bench didn’t deserve you—but you made it your throne.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable flashback. The tri-blend fabric delivers that broken-in, pre-haunted fit—like it’s been through a few emotional playoff losses already. It’s soft, it’s durable, and yes—it survives the spin cycle better than you survived the 8th grade championship.

Material Regret Breakdown:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (aka the holy trinity of softness and denial)

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – featherlight for heavy memories

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you later

• 40 singles, because you’re not

• Regular fit: structured like your former discipline

• Side-seamed like your unresolved emotions