You never lost. Because you never let it go. Then you stopped. This tri-blend tee is a shrine to your perfect record in a sport no one tracks and no one asked about—except you. Every recess. Every toe-punch bunt. Every home-run roll into the outfield of destiny. 1999 was your year. And you’ve been spiritually stretching in the outfield ever since.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable flashback. The tri-blend fabric delivers that broken-in, pre-haunted fit—like it’s been through a few emotional playoff losses already. It’s soft, it’s durable, and yes—it survives the spin cycle better than you survived the 8th grade championship.

Material Regret Breakdown:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (aka the holy trinity of softness and denial)

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – featherlight for heavy memories

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you later

• 40 singles, because you’re not

• Regular fit: structured like your former discipline

• Side-seamed like your unresolved emotions