You ducked, dipped, dived, and absolutely dominated. For one glorious game in 2001, you were untouchable—until gym class ended and life started throwing harder. This shirt is your varsity jacket of denial, stitched with phantom bruises and inflated self-worth. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And never stop pretending it was regulation size.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable flashback. The tri-blend fabric delivers that broken-in, pre-haunted fit—like it’s been through a few emotional playoff losses already. It’s soft, it’s durable, and yes—it survives the spin cycle better than you survived the 8th grade championship.

Material Regret Breakdown:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (aka the holy trinity of softness and denial)

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – featherlight for heavy memories

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you later

• 40 singles, because you’re not

• Regular fit: structured like your former discipline

• Side-seamed like your unresolved emotions