You never lost. Because you never let it go. Then you stopped. This tee is a shrine to your perfect record in a sport no one tracks and no one asked about—except you. Every recess. Every toe-punch bunt. Every home-run roll into the outfield of destiny. 1999 was your year. And you’ve been spiritually stretching in the outfield ever since.

This isn’t some soft, fitted, feel-good tee. This our Undefeated Kickball Classic Tee—the same heavyweight cotton your middle school gym shirt was probably printed on. Built like a brick wall. Worn like a cautionary tale. It doesn’t hug your body—it reminds it what it used to be. Boxy, bold, and shaped like denial. Just the way Coach Gary likes it.

It sits sharp, wears clean, and pairs perfectly with emotional baggage, mesh shorts, or your kid’s Little League schedule you pretend not to care about.

Material Stats (for the emotionally technical):

• 100% cotton (unless noted—like everything else, it’s complicated)

  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (like a PE whistle and a memory you can't prove happened)

  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (basically pure, like your 5th grade ego before the fall)

  • Heather colors: 50/50 cotton and polyester (yin, yang, unresolved issues)

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (light enough to flee from your own legacy)

• Open-end yarn (not a metaphor, but it should be)

• Tubular fabric (because life isn’t cut on the bias, and neither are you)

• Taped neck and shoulders (reinforced, unlike your self-worth)

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem (you’ll fall apart before this does)

Coach Gary Notes:

• The white variant may look more like “off-white regret.” That’s normal.

• Natural” may contain speckles. So do your memories.