Warm fleece. Heavy hood. Zero accountability. This hoodie honors the greatest invention in playground sports: the invisible teammate who always scored when you didn’t have enough players (or enough cardio).

“Ghost Runner on Third” is less a rule and more a survival tactic. It’s a nod to the dusty fields, broken chalk lines, and endless arguments over whether the phantom actually tagged up. Soft, durable, and built for comfort, it’s the hoodie you’ll reach for when the weather’s cold and the excuses are hot.

Perfect for: pickup games, backyard brawls, or reminding everyone that imaginary friends win championships too.