Coach Gary’s philosophy was simple: pain now or regret forever. This tank is a pre-concussion mantra for every practice where you went 110% just to hear him say "acceptable." Whether it’s sports, life, or answering a group text, the solution is always: hit harder. No context. No apologies. Just impact. And maybe some light whiplash.

A no-nonsense tank built for everyday flexing—whether you're lifting weights or just your ego. Soft, durable, and designed to hold its shape (even if you don’t). Classic fit, clean lines, and the kind of quality that makes this more than just another throwaway layer.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton

• Tri-blend: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)

• 30 singles thread weight

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

“Warning: Wearing this may trigger recess flashbacks.”