They look at you and see bedtime stories and Bluetooth confusion. But once, you soared. For one perfect summer, you got up. This tank honors the slam-dunk truth you’ve never proven—and your kid has zero interest in hearing. It’s not about showing off anymore. It’s about silently stewing while they call Steph Curry “old.” Wear it. Whisper it. Dunk emotionally.

A no-nonsense tank built for everyday flexing—whether you're lifting weights or just your ego. Soft, durable, and designed to hold its shape (even if you don’t). Classic fit, clean lines, and the kind of quality that makes this more than just another throwaway layer.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton

• Tri-blend: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)

• 30 singles thread weight

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

“Warning: Wearing this may trigger recess flashbacks.”