They look at you and see bedtime stories and Bluetooth confusion. But once, you soared. For one perfect summer, you got up. This tri-blend tee honors the slam-dunk truth you’ve never proven—and your kid has zero interest in hearing. It’s not about showing off anymore. It’s about silently stewing while they call Steph Curry “old.” Wear it. Whisper it. Dunk emotionally.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable flashback. The tri-blend fabric delivers that broken-in, pre-haunted fit—like it’s been through a few emotional playoff losses already. It’s soft, it’s durable, and yes—it survives the spin cycle better than you survived the 8th grade championship.

Material Regret Breakdown:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (aka the holy trinity of softness and denial)

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – featherlight for heavy memories

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you later

• 40 singles, because you’re not

• Regular fit: structured like your former discipline

• Side-seamed like your unresolved emotions