You used to chase glory. Now you chase balls into the rough and call it “me time.” This tri-blend tee is for the washed warriors who swapped sprints for swing speed and replaced Friday lights with fairway lies. You're not competing anymore—you’re coping. And that’s okay. Kind of. Probably.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable flashback. The tri-blend fabric delivers that broken-in, pre-haunted fit—like it’s been through a few emotional playoff losses already. It’s soft, it’s durable, and yes—it survives the spin cycle better than you survived the 8th grade championship.

Material Regret Breakdown:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (aka the holy trinity of softness and denial)

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – featherlight for heavy memories

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you later

• 40 singles, because you’re not

• Regular fit: structured like your former discipline

• Side-seamed like your unresolved emotions