You drafted 18 rounds with surgical precision. But forgot it was picture day. This hoodie is for the fantasy football lifers who gave everything—except attention to their actual family. You’ve got five group chats, three leagues, and zero memory of your kid’s dance recital. Priorities were made. This hoodie admits them.

Pro Tip: Size up for a looser fit.

Built for the streets. Or the sidelines. Or the third trip to Lowe’s in joggers. This hoodie’s got that clean, no-effort, everyday look with the comfort of a post-practice nap on a wrestling mat. True-to-size with a smooth cotton face, it layers like a champ and lounges like a legend. Basically, it’s your new emotional support hoodie. Don’t fight it.

Specs for people still chasing stats:

• Mostly cotton, partly recycled, entirely judgment-free

  • 80% cotton / 20% recycled poly (standard)

  • Heather Gray: 70/30

  • Charcoal & Oatmeal: 60/40

• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz/yd² — solid, like your old bench PR

• 100% cotton face (smooth enough for apologies or dry heaves)

• Regular fit, but size up if you're in denial

• Side seams = real structure, unlike your life post-varsity

• Reinforced stitching for when your dreams unravel

• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed everything, dyed-to-match drawcords

• Metal eyelets, because even your hoodie deserves closure

• Shrinks less than your confidence