You drafted 18 rounds with surgical precision. But forgot it was picture day. This tank is for the fantasy football lifers who gave everything—except attention to their actual family. You’ve got five group chats, three leagues, and zero memory of your kid’s dance recital. Priorities were made. This tank admits them.

A no-nonsense tank built for everyday flexing—whether you're lifting weights or just your ego. Soft, durable, and designed to hold its shape (even if you don’t). Classic fit, clean lines, and the kind of quality that makes this more than just another throwaway layer.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton

• Tri-blend: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)

• 30 singles thread weight

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

“Warning: Wearing this may trigger recess flashbacks.”