You drafted 18 rounds with surgical precision. But forgot it was picture day. This tri-blend tee is for the fantasy football lifers who gave everything—except attention to their actual family. You’ve got five group chats, three leagues, and zero memory of your kid’s dance recital. Priorities were made. This shirt admits them.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable flashback. The tri-blend fabric delivers that broken-in, pre-haunted fit—like it’s been through a few emotional playoff losses already. It’s soft, it’s durable, and yes—it survives the spin cycle better than you survived the 8th grade championship.

Material Regret Breakdown:

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (aka the holy trinity of softness and denial)

• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – featherlight for heavy memories

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you later

• 40 singles, because you’re not

• Regular fit: structured like your former discipline

• Side-seamed like your unresolved emotions