You ruled recess like it was the World Series, and you’ve been chasing that feeling ever since. This tank isn’t about ventilation—it’s about validation. Every stitch is laced with 1999 glory, questionable sportsmanship, and total domination on a chalk-lined battlefield. No sleeves. No losses. Just pure, undefeated energy—and the delusion that you're still that fast.

A no-nonsense tank built for everyday flexing—whether you're lifting weights or just your ego. Soft, durable, and designed to hold its shape (even if you don’t). Classic fit, clean lines, and the kind of quality that makes this more than just another throwaway layer.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton

• Tri-blend: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)

• 30 singles thread weight

• Side-seamed construction

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

“Warning: Wearing this may trigger recess flashbacks.”